For Bros Babes & Gods

Thanks for making our "no compromises" approach to making the thickest, chalkiest protein the gold standard.

The #1 Bro Formula

Your body’s a temple, the gym’s your altar, and the grind never stops. You need a protein that’s built by bros who’ve been there, done that. We got you!

  • 24g of Pure Brotein per scoop

  • Shake-stache Thick Formula™

  • Proprietary Chalk-Tech™ flavor

  • Guaranteed Results*

  • Time-Released Reminder of Your Dedication**

* 60% of the time, it works every time.
** Flatulence potency (nuclear-grade - weaponized) and pungency (eye-watering - sinus-clearing) may vary by individual.

COMING SOON

You mastered mortality. Conquered chalky. Achieved the impossible. Some bros need more. We're not saying this will give you god-like strength. But we're also not NOT saying that.

GOD COMPLEX™ - A new line of supreme formulations:

  • God Complex™ Mass

  • God Complex™ Shred

  • God Complex™ Power

  • God Complex™ Recovery

LOOKING FOR TWO BROS

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY US, YOU BETTER BRING YOUR "A" GAMES.The founder of Ungodly Protein needs two bros, to play us -- the Optimum Brotrition brothers in their short-format mockumentary series.Protein should taste like punishment, just like always, and we're going to prove that this "mortal-friendly" approach is blasphemous.The Logan Brothers had a protein emergency, so the role of crushing mortal dreams is wide open.

Audition at ungodlyprotein.com/audition

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